Word for Women to Live By

うちのママリンは、誰かから回ってきた「Funny Mail」を　よく私にForwardしてくる。

今夜も　これが送られきた。

たいがいは　フン、、、と読んで終わるところだけど、今日はその中のものを抜粋してみた。

Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.　　　
永遠に変わらぬ若さと美貌。　How old is this bitch anyways????

If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.　　         
言えてる。他の色もいい色ならね。懐具合がいいならね。

Take life with a pinch of salt… A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.　　
Oh I already know this.

In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!　　      
And nothing else, actually.

Go on the 30 day diet. (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost 15 days).　　
失笑。

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.　　
Easily!

When life gives you lemons turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.　　
And get drunk to forget everything.

Remember wherever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!                              
はははは、爆笑。すごい言えてると思う、実際。

If it has Tires or Testicles it’s gonna give you trouble.　　  
True!

By WORD FOR WOMEN TO LIVE BY